Aug 3, 2011

..blowout of the century..

dear finn,

today you had the WORST blowout in all of history, i am sure of it! you have had some pretty bad blowouts before, but none of them compared to this one. you haven't pooped in a few days, so i should have seen it coming but never in my wildest dreams would i have imagined the amount of poop that came out of your little bum today. :)

we were on our way to layton with dad so he could bid a job, but he needed to stop in centerville to drop off some invoices at squires...and thank goodness he did bc i don't know what we would have done if we were further away from home than we were when it happened. haha

while dad was dropping the invoices off, i looked in the backseat bc you were a little fussy...didn't take long to figure out why, either! i could smell poop, so i went back there, took you out of your carseat and then almost died of shock...the poop was EVERYWHERE!!! it made a huge puddle at the bottom of your carseat...made its way into every crack and crevice, even down into the carseat base if you can imagine that! dad was the one who changed you, so i don't know if your whole dipey was full too? it was pretty gross little man. you had the cutest outfit on today too, i was bummed we had to change it. ;) ha jk.

anyway, after cleaning you (and your carseat) best we could, we came home to clean you up some more and hose your carseat down. :) it was quite the blowout!! we think that something in the pork at cafe rio may have gotten our bowels moving, because dad and i have had to go #2 quite a bit today too! haha so gross, i know.

anyway, it's a good thing we love you as much as we do, because if we didn't your poop would seem much grosser to us! there ain't no way in h.e.double hockey sticks i would ever clean someone elses poopy bum if it had done what yours did. ;)

love ya my poop machine!

love,
mom